Top 3 Pains

My nipple ring. The stupid piercer didnt ice me properly and just rammed the needle right through. Ouch. I was sore for a week.

I worked with a guy about 15 years ago who did that to himself - couple of ice cubes and a clean(ish) needle, whacked it right through.

Thoracic Outlet Syndrome- FACT!


Would not wish this on me worse enemy EVER!

Failing that a paper cut under the whie bit of your fingernail

Banging you shins on any hard object ie desks, beds draws...

TTFN PINKY

The one I fucking hate is when you catch a nail on something (or bite them) and tear of a bit of nail slightly too far back.

Oh, and hitting teeth off something hard, obviously.

1. toothache - FACT
2. when you sit down, misjudge how you are sitting and whack the bone at the top of yo' spine - that fecking kills
3. women

I had worms once. Try and imagine a constant unscratchable itch up your back passage and thats what its like

As for Koopa's no 3 above - my wife hates me telling people about the worm thing, even though its from before I met her. Teenage girls are worse though.

My younger brother had worms once.
The whole family had to drink the treatment though.
It's the most vile, disgusting, vomit-inducing thing I've ever been forced to drink.

Unfortunate. It was one of my young stepsons who picked it up and passed it round, so we had a nice banana flavour one

I can relate to many of the other things mentioned(especially women).
The most painfull thing i've felt is when a set of oxy acetylene hoses blew up while i was using them,leaving a pretty bad burn to my shoulder and top of my right arm.
I had to go to hospital to get the dressing changed every couple of days.
Then one time a young nurse was changing the dressing and she forgot to put the anticeptic cream on before the gauze was applied.
So the next time i went to get it changed the gauze was stuck solid to my flesh as there was no skin there.
They had to get a Doc to remove it and because it was onto the bare flesh they couldn't do the old elastoplast trick and whip it of quickly it was a slow deliberate process,and they gause was about 12" by 8".
My wife and her nosey sister came along for look as they accused me of exagerating how bad my arm was so i had to look real hard on the outside but inside i was crying like a baby.

Ouch!:

My top 3 in reverse order.

3. That time I tore a muscle on my hip. Eek.
2. Jamming finger in hinge of door - this has shaped my life and my attitude to doors down to this day.
1. Getting blue shelled just before the finish on every GP in 150cc.

My God donkey, where did that happen?

(And I'm not going to make jokes about Donkey Airlines!)

Back home in Wales, early 90s, I was back home for May Bank Hols from Uni - got p*ssed, fell off a flyover! Got the newspaper stuff scanned too! Sad!